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The worst part about being an amateur necromancer is that no one respects you, not even the dead.My older brother, Joseph, is practically crying over the phone, struggling to speak through great gasps of heaving, wheezing laughter. After way too many seconds of this, he finally manages to choke out, “Really? Goddamn—Mountain Dew?”Irritated, I switch the phone to my other ear, tipping my head a...

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Better. It started looking rel to me reading by 9:30 pm here in Nigeria. I was getting nervous. Congrats and please, keep away from the dead, let them bury themselves.
Thank you so much! And yes, only utmost respect for the dead -- let's leave the necromancy to fiction.
Fantastic... and way to nail the ending..."He twists his bleached white phalanges guiltily and starts the engine, and we drive home in deathly silence."
Ah, thank you so much!! :)
Hi, I do Speech and Debates and i was wondering if i could please use your submission as a prose? You will receive full credit for your work but i need permission from the author (you) to use it as a piece in the competition.
Yes, of course! I'm honored :)
"It’s not like this is a spit in the face of every successful necromancer my family has ever produced." Haha! I love that! It was a really treat reading your short story. Thank for creating this.
Thank you so much!! :)
This story was AMAZING. It really captured me, and I felt as if I was there. Thats what I want when I read stories, and this did an amazing job. Well detailed indeed. Thank you for sharing this!
Thank you so much!! :)
OMG HOW DO YOU WRITE LIKE THIS!?!?!? Its AMAZING!!!! I ALWAYS GET WRITERS BLOCK. But you..... Wow. Just WOW. THIS IS SOOOO AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Ahhh thank you very much :) it's been many long years of practice to get to this point. Always keep writing!!
Woah, this was amazing. I would read a whole story about this family. The characters were so dynamic and felt living (no pun intended), cause you know, sometimes characters, despite authors' best intentions, sometimes lacking that spark of life. I really enjoyed this story
Ah thank you so much! I feel like I struggle with my character work sometimes and making my characters feel like real people, and I'm very pleased to hear that they came across with, as you said, that crucial "spark of life".
This was a story that actually had my attention!! I loved the humorous comments in there too. I would definitely like to read more from you :)
Ah thank you so much!! I definitely hope to write more for these contests in the future :)
Wow Im in love with this
Thank you very much :)
Great job. I thought you had a lot of wonderful wit injected in places I didn't expect it. A terrific read.
Thank you so much!! :)
You had me at the Mountain Dew libations! Was a joy to read.
Thank you so much!! :)
The story was original and very well written. Congratulations on your win!To me, this story was about the feeling of inadequacy, of not being good enough. It was about self-doubt, as in this sentence, "Fine, universe, you win. I’m never going to be a necromance." This could apply to any craft, profession, or dream, such as writing.
Yes, precisely! It's so easy to let inadequacy swallow us, but the only real choice is to keep moving forward. And thank you so much for the kind words :)
Congrats on the win! Great ending … but I admit I’d been happy to keep reading.
Ah, thank you so much! I often agonize over my endings, so I'm pleased that this one stuck the landing.
A clever and original story, with excellent attention to punctuation and grammar. Congrats on your win!
Thank you so much!! :)
I have to give it to you, your use of dialogue and character personalities is really awe inspiring! Any tips for getting better at it?I only with I could be as funny in my writing (^^)
My advice would be to really commit to absurdity! Once you tear away the trappings of logic -- which is the enemy of art -- you can really dig your teeth into the comedy that's inherent in everything. I'd also highly recommend reading anything written by Tamsyn Muir; she's a fantastic author and very skilled at the art of blending absurd wit with grave solemnity.And thank you very much for the kind words!! :)
Amazing story. It's hilarious with such a great use of language. Congratulations for a well deserved win. :)
Ah, thank you so much!! :)
Fantastic, I particularly love Marco’s inclination towards classical music. I could hear the pieces playing in my head. Congratulations on the win! Well deserved!
A man after my own heart, he is. Thank you very much for the kind words!
I love it! The dialogue pulled me right in 👏🏾
Thank you so much!! :)
Amazing story! I love the blend of humor and congrats on winning on your first entry!
Ah, thank you so much for the kind words! :)
This is great!
Thank you so much!! :)

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