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An Aye for a Legg and a Legg for an Aye

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If Lucky Chances wasn't the worst singles bar in South Florida, it's only because the Board of Health had closed down the others. There were just so many hepatitis cases one county could handle at a time.Woodrow Aye arrived at happy hour promptly at 6:07 p.m., just after clocking out from the big box retailer that kept him gainfully employed, assuming wearing a blue vest and bitching about the Miami sports teams constituted work. After a few spritzes of Drakkar Noir and a drive-thru dinner at BurgerFace, Woodrow walked int...

Outstanding reviews

Way to go, both a hilarious entry and a well-deserved shortlist!
Thanks so much Wendy. I'm glad to finally break through!!
Congrats on the Shortlist. This is one of the funniest stories I've read on Reedsy.
Thanks!!
Mister X,Very well done. Good luck.
Thanks Lily. I really appreciate it.
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Frying pan.
This story is hilarious! It made me laugh out loud many times. Thanks for the good read and the giggles!
Thanks for the kind words and encouragement. :-)
I had to read this three times to get all the funnies. Great job. Good luck. 😀😀😀😀😀
Happy Valentine's Day ❣️
Hilarious! I loved it. Made me laugh out loud. Good for you.
A giant dad joke, this was awesome. Armando Legg was my favorite bit.
"you can do it "You did it.Good jav.
I'd like to thank the Academy.....
I really liked this story. I'm a sixth grader and I've read plenty of stories but I really enjoyed this one.
Hilarious! So many plays on words, and I actually LOL.Mackenzie
Hilarious! So many plays on words, and I actually LOL.Mackenzie
Love that first line, and all the Legg puns. ;)
Hey Mister X!Congratulations on the shortlist! I thought this one was clever and funny and perfectly punny. I really loved the way you also brought up some bigger themes, like the repercussions of social media and how it shaped our children. It really is a slightly terrifying social experiment to wonder what the kids of today will do tomorrow. Nice job!
Funny one here and a damn good one. Congrats.
Funny one here and a damn good one. Congrats.
Very funny and darn clever. Well done.

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