STORY INFO
Goldilocks Returns
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Author
Kevin B
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Danh mục
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Update
6 months ago
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Part Chapter
1/??
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116
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I need a second.I really had no intention of, you know, returning to this house. So many bad memories here. So much trauma. Is it okay if I just sit for a second? If I remember correctly, they only had the two chairs. Well, technically, they had three chairs. And I, an innocent little girl of fifteen, sat in one of the three chairs, and immediately felt as though I was being set upon by the fabric. Certain people recounting my story have said that it was too soft, that first chair, but it ...
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Love it! Reminds me of Shelly Duvall’s fairy tales 😆https://youtu.be/GyopzraEC6U?si=8cEINUQRHTg6bFoj
Thank you!
The voice of her...! You can tell she's an only child before she gets to that part. And she turned out to be a bit of a "Karen" too... I love this twist of the entitled, conspiracy-theorist Goldilocks, it's brilliant. Well deserved shortlisting!
Thank you, Riel! Unfortunately I used to be surrounded by this type of personality so I feel like I'm fluent in it.
Narcissism at it’s finest.
She's going to block you on Twitter for saying that lol
I love this! Goldilocks seems like a drama queen. I can say for sure she reminds me of a few select middle school girls…
Glad you liked it Amanda!
How could I not? :)
This is amazing, love how manipulative and passive aggressive Goldilocks is. All the snide comments about bears were great, also this;Don’t ask me how the second bowl managed to stay so warm despite the temperature of the first bowl. - ha, good point. Even though she an awful person she is also very entertaining, I love a 'bad' character who's head you can actually enjoy being in. Also enjoyed all the mentions of other fairy tales dropped in. Congrats on the shortlist!
Thank you so much, Kelsey!
This is right up my street, quirky and fun with a playful voice. Wow , never knew Goldilocks was such a B! (Bear Hater I mean)Cheers for sharing!
Glad you liked it!
Hilarious, and a real shot at the caste system that we all refuse to believe exists, everywhere. Throw in a little stab at truth vs perception and we have a winning tale. Goldilocks represents all that's bad about humanity, and she certainly highlights what it means to be elitist. Wonderful tale, Kevin. Nicely done.Cheers!
Thank you so much.
Ha! Very funny :) Great voice, as your narrators often have, and an engaging, opinionated view of reality. "some tipster" indeed :) "Gretal" - curious, I've only ever seen it as Gretel before. "three is a symbol often associated with Satanic rituals" :) Won't all the Christian symbolismists be surprised :) A "where are they now" look at a faded fairy tale star, desperately clinging to the outrage that was. Thanks for sharing!
I never knew it was Gretel with an "e!" I'll make a change, and thanks for reading!
Congrats on the shortlist :)
I don't know, Kevin. Sounds like a fairy tail to me. A tall, tall fairy tail full of faulty fabric and funny falls and furry families and famous fans and...😜😂😁🤪Another Goldilocks for the shortlist. She is cleaning up this week. Well deserved Congrats 👏👏👏🎉.
Glad you enjoyed it!
I reallyy loved this. It was soo funny and I love that Goldilocks is actually an insufferable asshole. I literally screamed at “After I did all those interviews, and spoke with the kingdom’s three most popular magazines, and played myself in the movie version of the story, and authored two books on the whole ordeal, I was ready to put it behind me.”😭😂😂😂This was good. Well done and good luck.
I reallyy loved this. It was soo funny and I love that Goldilocks is actually an insufferable asshole. I literally screamed at “After I did all those interviews, and spoke with the kingdom’s three most popular magazines, and played myself in the movie version of the story, and authored two books on the whole ordeal, I was ready to put it behind me.”😭😂😂😂This was good. Well done and good luck.
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
This was absolutely hysterical! Well written with such a great 'voice!' I enjoyed reading it! Kudos!
Short story and Shirt Blogs combined wonderfully together. Congrats.
What does shirt blogs mean?
Computer and Ai at work. Short blog I meant to write there.
I still don't know what that means. What blog are you referring to?
Blog post that is not up to 1k words.
Blog post that is not up to 1k words.
Thank you, Aeris. As soon as I knew who she was, it was off to the races. Going to read your story tomorrow while I'm unwinding from the week!
Of course Goldi was a prig, who else would steal into an unsuspecting Bear's house and break stuff!?'Little, tiny, sweet, naive, precious fifteen-year-old girls go wandering through forests all the time.' !!Congrats and well deserved!
Thank you so much, Marty!
Thank you so much, Marty!
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